STAR MAGAZINE FRAMES JOHN MAYER AS A SWINE FLU PIN UP BOY!

Some magazines are so desperate for headlines that sell, they’ll do anything to make that happen. Star are even more desperate for that even than Jennifer Aniston is! Now that’s desperate!

Star Magazine took a note from Jenn Aniston’s book with John Mayer and tried to attach themselves to John Mayer’s person too, to get noticed and sell magazines, by reporting that, Mayer recently hooked up with a waitress Scheana Marie Jancan who works at The Beverly Hills Havana Room. Um, if this was George Clooney, they were spinning this shiz about, it may be possible, but come on guys! Stop that!

Boring! It’s like Jennifer Aniston pretending to the world, that Mayer is a dream future father of her children over a turkey baster daddy and rocking him out at The Oscars to get past Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s steaming romance. Anniston’s a big insecure user, whose now playing the ‘dropeed victim!’ Oh.. puh-leaze!  Star magazine, is also like Perez Hilton with John Mayer, claiming that John Mayer snogged him once. In fact, John Mayer is supposedly the only man ever linked to Mario Lavandeira ever. Now that’s saying something about desperation with what fame whores try and do with John Mayer!!! 

Listen Star Magazine, Jennifer Aniston, Perez and Scheana what’s her cigar snipping face?!!! … leave John Mayer alone… the dude writes and performs brilliant songs… he’s a great American artist of song. How can he focus on what he does best, when all you desperate ho’s are trying to attach rumors and shiz to him, to benefit your tragic, desperate, single selves!!!! You’re all so desperate and selfish. Just let him write his song that bless us all in peace!

You’re all making John Mayer Out to be The Swine Flu pin up poster boy! Stop that now… go get some serious lives and love of your own! Asap. :)